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Only wear brand
name clothes even though you have to ask your mom to buy it for you or
you use their money, that they give you, as allowance...cuzz you don't
have a job.
Refuse to be seen
in American made cars, even with friends and sometimes, even if it's the
only way to get where you're headin'.
Never touch a
computer or pretend you're computer-illiterate but once you go home on
Fridays and Saturdays, it's CounterStrike all night.
Only drive Honda,
Acura, Toyota, Kia, Hyundai (latter two ONLY if you're Korean) cars.
Never admit you
study 4-5 hours per night at home.
Never admit you
want to get into a really good college.
Make sure to make
fun of FOBS (people new to country) even though you go home and speak Chinese,
Korean, Japanese, Thai, or a foreign language yourself.
Act really dumb
at school so no one suspects you're really a nerd.
Only wear Adidas,
K-Swiss, Fila, Nike and other 'tight' shoes.
Spike up your
hair and dye it if your parents are color blind and have no idea what the
G code is.
Never wear glasses
outside of class even if you can't see someone an inch away.
Wear pants that
are at least size 40 or 10-15 over your normal size.
Be sure to sag
so much that people can see the patterns of your underwear, cuzz it's real
sexy.
Say you go clubbin'
every Friday or Saturday but actually go home and stay there... to Counter-Strike.
If you have a
car, you must have a spoiler so you can't see the rear and to create a
20 foot blindspot, get 20" rims even though they almost cost more than
your car.
Don't forget the
shocks so your car is literally ON the GROUND.
Pretend to be
a baller, talk ebonics even though you don't know yourself what the fuck
you're talking about half the time.
Have an online
screen name that has AZN, ASN, ASIN, AZNZ, AP, and just recently discovered,
AJN.
Only like Trance,
Techno (and other electronic music) and rap.
Use words such
as: 'tight,' 'hate-a,' 'dope,' 'fool,' and don't forget to spell cool as
'kool!'
Talk about dropping
E (Ecstasy) to your friends even though you fear it's gonna make you dumb(er).
Always have a
girl by your side, even if it's your cousin. And if you're really desperate,
have your sister's phone number on speed dial.
Carry a cell phone
everywhere you go so other people will think you're a 'baller' when in
reality, you get the most calls from your mommy and daddy.
Make your import
car run really, really slow and make loudass farting sounds while doing
so.
If your parents
are Korean, make sure they own a liquor store or a Korean BBQ restaurant.
If your parents
are Chinese, make sure they own a Chinese restaurant.
If your parents
are Vietnamese, make sure they own a Pho/Noodle place.
Finally, if you
absolutely CAN'T afford a nice car, carpool with someone that has a 'dope'
ride even though 10 people have to squeeze in a Honda Civic Hatchback.
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Be a cool Asian! Be a chigga-thug!
This is what it's ALL about...
 
 
 
 
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